Have you heard? Times Square was shut down because a crappy white van has been parked there for two days and authorities are worried that it could be packed with explosives. Well, thankfully, the folks at Fox News are livestreaming and you can now gawk from a safe distance (after being forced to watch what seems like an endless Viagra commercial). UPDATE: False alarm! The NYPD has given the ‘all clear,’ no more news here, move along!