Twitter gives the world access to people’s most mundane details and it’s amazing how many women love to announce to the world that, yes, they’re on the rag. Here are today’s brave, bloated over-sharers.
Lil’ Psycho’s period leaves her yearning to be touched and evaporates her normal penchant for subtlety. Any fellas on Twitter care to service a nice gal named Lil’ Psycho looking for a bone? I’m sure somebody’ll step up.
Sometimes a period can be a sad reminder that we can’t always get what we want.
May the frustration felt by Suzie Spitz be a lesson to all the kids out there: If you’re ever provided with the opportunity to throw a used tampon at Joel Madden, just fucking do it!
I once dated a girl who was a raving mesntrualsexual. She made an amazing cheese dip. I miss that cheese dip. However, her name wasn’t Edith Zimmerman, and the name Edith Zimmerman is better than any cheese dip. Now, if Edith Zimmerman could make a killer cheese dip…whoa buddy, look out!!!