Yemen: We Have Lots of Other Terrorist Wannabes Round These Parts

12.29.09 Cajun Boy


Yemen must be looking at Iraq with nation-remodeling envy or something because the country’s leaders are out there just begging the U.S. to invade their country, and, naturally, the Jesus party is frothing at the mouth to go in there and blow up some people of color who don’t read the bible on a regular basis, and it’s all Obama’s fault because he’s a lazy African or something.

Reports the BBC:

Foreign Minister Abu Bakr al-Qirbi told the BBC that Yemen had the will and ability to deal with al-Qaeda, but was undermined by a lack of support.

He estimated that several hundred al-Qaeda members were operating in Yemen and could be planning more attacks.

Meanwhile, asshole Republican blowhards are predictably blaming Obama for cock-bomb-gate.

“In the past six weeks, you’ve had the Fort Hood attack, the D.C. Five and now the attempted attack on the plane in Detroit … and they all underscored the clear philosophical difference between the administration and us,” said Rep. Pete Hoekstra (R-Mich.), the ranking Republican on the House Intelligence Committee.

Yes, there were absolutely no terrorist attacks during the good ole Republican salad days of the Bush/Cheney administration. How soon we forget how totally awesome those pricks were. And obviously, the Obama administration is to blame for airport security failings that took place in Holland and Africa because if Obama weren’t so busy praying to Allah on the golf courses of Hawaii with Hitler’s ghost by his side at Christmas, then surely he could have personally saw to it that some Nigerian trust fund brat didn’t light his genitals ablaze in a plane over America’s most rottenest city. Obviously. Bomb Yemen. Let’s roll.