Let’s be real. Very few people buy horrendously written popular erotica novels like 50 Shades of Grey for intellectual enjoyment. So why not enhance your X-rated audiobook listening experience with a little bluetooth enabled stimulation? Vibease is the self-proclaimed “world’s first wearable smart vibrator”  that connects to a mobile app to sync vibrations to whichever audio file tickles your fancy. While the “world’s first” claim is debatable, the 3-inch winky-shaped silicone vibrator is indeed “wearable”: the office workers in Vibease’s supremely awkward promo video can attest to that.

The vibrations intensify and soften depending on the narrative’s twists, thrusts and turns, which, all jokes aside, is pretty impressive. If the lulling voice of an audiobook voice actor doesn’t do it for you, Vibease also lets you record your partner’s voice and customize vibration levels accordingly. There is even a remote-controlled “Intimate App” for you tech-savvy long distance lovers out there.

Vibease has already surpassed its $15,000.00 fundraising goal on Indiegogo. Everyone wins?