Is the dramatic death of bitcoin’s oldest exchange Mt.Gox and the subsequent hacking of CoinEx getting you down? Do you need a little pick-you-up to get re-inspired by the possibilities of crypto-currency? Do you live in Europe? Because we hear this Yellow Bitcoin is good stuff. (Please don’t die.)

Someone from Reddit just encountered it in the restroom of a club in Switzerland. It’s “A good 200mg banger!” according to multiple reviews on PillReports.com. “192-203mg of MDMA, was forwarded the mass spectrum from a Dutch test centre, spike looked pretty good but was still dubious, not many pills have hit the 200mg mark of late.” (True.) It’s even “Labtested @ 196mg MDMA.” A bitcoin that is stable in value. Imagine that. (Image: Goodius)