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Five Alternate Emoji Outfits

04.10.14 Andy Cush

A spread on Vogue.com today has everything you need to dress like your favorite emoji. Night on the town? Try the dancer-in-red-dress icon with a $475 Haute Hippie dress and $625 Alexander Wang lace-up heels. If the running man emoji is more your style, a $178 red t-shirt and $308 Converse knock-offs will totally nail it.

It’s all well and good if you’re going for a traditional look, but what if you fancy the stranger side of emoji? We’ve got you covered.

Eggplant: Purple Snuggie, $9.99; Manic Panic Electric Lizard Classic Cream Formula, $13.99

House with tree: Nearly Natural 5209 Ficus Silk Tree, 6-Feet, Green, $52; A House, $500,000 (price may vary)

Red shoe: High Heel Shoe Sculpture #4, Bruce Gray, $25,000

Dollar bills with wings: About $300 in singles, $300; Adult-Size Feather Angel Wings, $8; Jobst “It Stays” Roll-On Body Adhesive, $7.35 per two-ounce bottle (may require multiple bottles)

Split-pea soup emoji: 27′ x 54″ Above-Ground Pool, $1,645; 17,000 Gallons Campbell’s Split-Pea with Ham Soup (98,909 cans soup plus 98,909 cans water), $151,990 retail

Did we miss any? Leave your suggestions in the comments.