The three grandmothers in the video above had never smoked weed before and to put it mildly, they get high as fuck. If you would like to just see that for yourself, read no further and click play.

If you’re still not convinced it’s worth your time, let’s talk about grandma on the left with the black hair. At first she’s stern, curtly saying that she was too “busy raising children” to have ever smoked. Then she’s seen teaching the other woman the right way to smoke a bong, but fails to use the carb. By stage three of her high, she mistakes the vaporizer for a dildo and is eating cookies with such enjoyment that only those with the munchies can fully appreciate.

Grandma in the middle hits all the “high” marks. First, she finds grandma on the left “weird,” then she “lost track of what you were talking about,” and finally she’s waving her hands in the air and says she’s “feeling like I really don’t care.” Good job grandma, you win best grandma.

Last grandma on the right has to be the highest of all because she’s convinced she’s not very high but is suddenly full of wonder and the recognition that it’s all subjective, like perception and stuff ya know? “I don’t feel to me as high as they look to me,” she says.

I didn’t even mention the queefing. Seriously, just watch the video.

(Screengrab: Cut Video)