While you may find glitter to be pretty, unless you’re a preteen girl or a die-hard David Bowie fan, you probably know better than to ever get within a 100 yards of that shit because once it makes contact with you, it will stay hidden in between the folds of your skin until you die. That observation, however, is exactly why it is the perfect item to send someone you want to annoy.

Where devious pranksters previously had to settle for sending enemies boxes of poop, they can now send glitter bombs. Australian start-up ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com is doing God’s work, offering the service at $8 US.

(Photo: Briana Raucci)