SPOILER ALERT: ANIMAL has learned that the winner of the $100,000 prize on Oxygen’s all-around terrible “street art” show — sponsored by the equally terrible and ineffective anti-drug outfit D.A.R.E. — is Christian-pastor-dude Cameron Moeberg, aka CAMER1. Down with the Gospel Graffiti Crew, the 33-year-old youth pastor and spoken word artist from San Francisco beat out the other nine “artists” by completing a series of meaningless weekly challenges and activities to advance through the rounds and ultimately win.
Contestants still have to go through a number of inane challenges until the final episode of the show, which airs sometime in March, but we figured it would be more fun to congratulate him now and end this national nightmare as soon as possible.
(Original photo: Northwest Christian University)