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Two Idiots Fight Over One Subway Seat

06.24.15 Liam Mathews

Look at these mooks. The WorldStarHipHop video starts in media res, with one stupid man trying to force another man to either move over and let him sit or get up, because there’s only room for one idiot on this little bench. They’re holding the train up, because the conductor wants them to knock it off. They grapple like wrestlers, the standing guy ranting and raving all kinds of nonsense and the sitting guy with a totally stonefaced expression. At one point he says “I can’t breathe,” which is tacky. A woman eventually has enough and breaks it up, because a crowded 6 train is no place for a macho pride showdown.