Strip Club Bouncer Doesn’t Beat Patron

08.31.09 Will Sherman

42-15228125Booted out of the Rouge Gentlemen’s Club, a Queens strip club enthusiast sought revenge by beating the crap out of himself and blaming it on the bouncer. Unfortunately for Khuram Murtaza’s poorly planned plot, surveillance cameras caught the 34-year-old smashing his face against a parked car outside, resulting in police charges him for filing a false report. |NYP|