I (Sort Of) Don’t Give a Damn About My Bad Reputation

There seems to be a major issue with me doing anything but scamming people out of their money these days. Try to do something with your life, and you get lambasted with negative comments about, well, everything. Want to fuck on camera? People complain. Want to write for a website or magazine? People complain. Want to work for a charity, saving AIDS babies from global warming? People complain.

The point is, after you fuck up, there is little you can do to rectify yourself. Everyone will always see you as what you were; which in my case is “The Hipster Grifter.” Read more »

Did the Panama Monster Die of AIDS?

Although no one knows for sure, the general consensus on the Panama Monster is that it’s a sloth. But what did the strange creature really die of and why did it lose all its hair? Scientists may have inadvertently solved the mystery: “The remains of an ancient HIV-like virus have been discovered in the genome of the two-toed sloth [Choloepus hoffmanni] by a team led by Oxford University scientists.” So if you’re heroin buddy is a slimy two-toed sloth, remember not to share needles with it. |ScienceDaily|

Pope Argues Against Common Sense, Condoms In Africa

For an institution that has based its entire existence on lies and deception, it should come as no surprise that the head of the Catholic Church, Pope Benedict XVI, had this to say about combating AIDS in Africa with condoms, claiming it’s “a tragedy that cannot be overcome by money alone, that cannot be overcome through the distribution of condoms, which even aggravates the problems.” |Faded Youth|

Saddam Biggest Fear: AIDS

It was disease-ridden US soldiers Saddam feared most while in captivity. From an excerpt out of his diary: “I explained to them that they are young and they could have young people’s diseases,” Saddam wrote. “My main concern was to not catch a venereal disease, an HIV disease, in this place.” |AP|