Russian ex-spy/seductress Anna Chapman continues her cultural reign of the homeland by visiting a technical college and lecturing young people on self-fulfillment. What, you think all she does is drop guns on the catwalk and slither around in lingerie? She’s a busy gal! Read more »
Just when captured/deported Russian spy Anna Chapman began fading in our memory, reducing herself to a vague, shapely ginger aura… Bang, there she is at an arms-expo in Russia, hugging a giant gun and standing next to some riffles. The government-trained seductress has a love hate relationship with weapons, but hey, you gotta throw the fans a bone once in a while to keep up a celebrity rep so reliant on fetishist wank-potential. Read more »
Continuing our accidentally buxom morning, ex-spy Anna Chapman is still famous in Russia. She just Facebooked some “blood sucker” themed promo stills for the next episode of Mysteries of the World — a show she hosts on one of Russia’s biggest private federal tv channels. Read more »
This video of deported Russian spy Anna Chapman dropping her prop gun on the runway just goes to show that in Russia, the luscious ginger gets away with everything. Watch the fashion show fiasco unfold as Anna shoves the gun into the throat of Dima Bilan, Russia’s own closeted Ricky Martin. Read more »
It’s February 23rd in Russia and Anna Chapman just turned 29, so here’s an appropriately ‘shopped visual. Red’s been busy designing Russian space suits, nope, wait, she hasn’t been. Now she’s running for parliament under Putin apparently. (Visual: Reddit)
We won’t cheer for every little step in deported spy Anna Chapman’s rocketing career in Russia – leave that to her grade school teachers. But here’s an item of interest for all you lonelies that beheld her sultry form in Maxim and went “Umph, give me that in plastic!” Celebrity “Blow Up Babe” peddlers of Pipedream are currently scouting for a Chapman-lookalike in Los Angeles. So, L.A. ladies, gussy on up! You might just be the gal that makes crap like this look like something someone might actually want to take a guilty poke at.
It’s been a while since caught ‘n’ deported Russian spy Anna Chapman did anything bombastic enough to get our attention. Poker game endorsements? Yawn. Leading a youth political party? Yawn. Getting a live lion cub as a gift on state-run television? …Wait, what? Read more »
The same company that produced the Anna Chapman action figure and the witchy Christine O’Donnell doll has released a talking Jimmy McMillan toy. You’ll never guess what it says. Read more »
Don’t have a costume yet? Not to worry. Here are some cheap and DIY Halloween wears you can slap together in no time. As culled from ANIMAL’s Slav Beat, behold: the ex-Russian spy Anna Chapman, the topless Ukrainian feminists of FEMEN, the meme-riffic Trololo YouTube sensation, the man that has the opulence, Voina’s Bucket Man and Putin. Read more »
Here’s the November Russian Maxim spread of deported Russian spy Anna Chapman wherein she poses in fancy underwears and carries a gun just like a 007 super spy, despite getting caught for her amateurish use of WiFi. Read more »
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