Alec Baldwin’s Family Life is Complicated

Yesterday morning it was reported that Alec Baldwin was rushed to the hospital after his daughter called 911 saying he wasn’t responsive. This morning the Post is reporting that Baldwin had gotten into an argument over the phone with her and said “I’m going to take some pills…I’m going to end this.” Read more »

Why is Jude Law Beaning NYU Students With Citrus Fruits?

Aw, poor Jude Law! The dandy little Brit thespian with the Herculean sperm came to New York to get his Shakespeare on, and now he’s pissed that students living in a NYU dorm in the village can peer down upon his fancy balcony, so he’s taken to hurling oranges at them whenever he catches someone looking out their window at him. Note to Jude Law: It’s New York, asshole! If you don’t want neighbors spying on you, move the hell someplace else. Idiot! Someone please whip this guy’s ass, and soon. |New York Post|

Kevin Spacey Does Not Appreciate Waiters Who Attempt to Curb His Fag-Smoking Tendencies

There’s this old adage that says you can learn a lot about someone by observing how they treat waiters, bartenders and other service industry employees. If that’s to be believed, then not-so-secretly-gay actor Kevin Spacey must be a jerkoff of staggering proportions based on the way he treated one waiter in Rhode Island recently. Read more »

In Less Than 24 Hours, Bronson Pinchot Firmly Establishes Himself as the World’s Most Annoying Blogger

Last week the actor Bronson Pinchot, perhaps best known as Balki Bartokomous on Perfect Strangers, burst back on the public scene with a brutally honest and tremendously endearing AV Club interview in which he insinuated that Tom Cruise was a raging homophobe during the filming of Risky Business, Bette Midler is a raging bitch and Denzel Washington is a pompous asshole. Then just yesterday a blog written by Bronson Pinchot popped up on Tumblr and I now feel overcome with an unrelenting urge to murder Bronson Pinchot. Read more »

Heather Graham Dons Short-Shorts to Support the Public Option

Surely over the past few weeks and months, as the smoldering health care reform debate in this country has at times threatened to unleash Civil War II, you’ve found yourself wondering, “When is Roller Girl going to step up to the plate and do something to show support for the public option?” Well folks, that time has come. Finally. Read more »

Emile Hirsch’s Girlfriend Suddenly Bashful

Brianna Domont posed naked for Jacques magazine back in July, but now she’s suddenly stricken with a case of stage fright, it seems. One of her lawyers sent us a strongly-worded email demanding that photos we re-published from the Jacque shoot be removed. According to the artsy erotic mag’s EIC, Danielle Luft, Ms. Domont’s lawyers are just firing off emails for the sake of firing off emails and while they did temporarily pull her pics off the web, they do plan on re-posting them because, you know, fuck the lawyers.The veiled legal threats are especially odd considering how much Ms. Domont appears to love being naked. Remember what Brianna said during the shoot: Read more »