Even if you’re the most ardent meat-eater and consume more raw flesh than Ted Nugent, you may have still have some sympathy for the canines in Korea’s dog markets. |EUTimes|
I have recently been accused of not talking about what’s going on in Asia, recently. So, here it goes. Everyone knows that Asians are good at many things (crashing cars, happy endings, smelling); one of those being eating really fucked up shit. Yes, I am generalizing most of Eastern/Western/Southern/Northern Asia, and yes, I am being an ignorant American, but CODFISH SPERM? Come on, Z-heads! Here are a few culinary delights you may have to endure for the best blow job of your life: Read more »
YouTube Commenters Are Juvenile Regardless of Content
One of the biggest drawbacks of the internet is the inane ramblings of dumb ass commenters and YouTube happens to be a breeding ground of the worst offenders. Not even “videos of the highest-of-high culture” like opera, classical music, or even Leonard Bernstein composing Shostakovich, Symphony No. 5 are safe from petty remarks. To highlight this widespread dereliction, an “art project” was devised that uses actors to read the low minded comments aloud while the original score plays in the background. So next time someone writes “First,” don’t feel so bad, the problem is more comprehensive than you could ever imagine. |F.A.T.|
‘Buy Nothing Day’ Video
Bonfire of the Brands author Neil Boorman released a short film promoting Buy Nothing Day,” a sort of fanciful, idealist, protest holiday urging consumers to NOT buy shit for one 24 hours to make some sort of statement about the evils of capitalism and how “WE CANNOT SHOP OUR WAY OUT OF THE LONG TERM PROBLEM.” |Pranks|
“Hipster” is the one word you really won’t find on this website except for in this very post. Abused to ad nauseam by virtually every form of media, across the boards, it has completely lost its meaning and really has no place in the English lexicon at this point. In the video above, some outfit called Black 20, hit the streets of NYC to try and understand broad fascination with the hollow label. Amazingly, it’s former Vice honcho and current Street Carnager Gavin McInnes that offers up the most lucid explanation, “It just means fashionable young people. This is has been going on since the fucking flappers.” |Black20|
Monster Track VI hit the streets of NYC on Saturday March 4th. This death defying all fixed-gear bike race through traffic is about as ill as they get. Over a 140 riders scrambled through 6 checkpoints through Manhattan with a final stop on Brooklyn. For a little over an hour, the already dangerous streets of NYC, got a hell of a lot deadlier.
This clip shows Felipe check in to the first checkpoint at 23rd and 5th avenue. The race started at 120th and 5th avenue so it was basically a 5 mile dive bomb downtown. He was in 4th place at the time and as soon as he was stamped, he darted in front of a truck and then sliced right through two cars. He ended up finishing 3rd overall.
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After seeing Air Kiss On Mars.com scrawled over and over in the East Village the initiative was finally taken to discover its meaning. Unfortunately, it was unearthed. Listen for yourself.
If you’re hesitant to hit the link here is a quick excerpt:
(Chorus)
Sleep with me, No you’re a faggot
But sleep with me, No you’re a faggot!
But sleep with me, No youre a faggot!
But why won’t you sleep with me? Cause clearly you’re a faggot!
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