Obama Smacks Down Dick Cheney Hard

Remember yesterday when Dick Cheney basically called Obama a huge gaping vagina because he doesn’t go around constantly trying to strike the fear of God into people over terrorism like the Bush/Cheney folk did so well? Well, uncharacteristically, the Obama White House hit back. Hard. Read more »

Dick Cheney: Still An Assh*le

Well you just knew miserable old prick Dick Cheney would come creeping out of his cave any day now to blame Obama for America’s future destruction at the hands of al Qaeda cock-bombers, and he issued a statement today that does not disappoint. Read more »

Yemen: We Have Lots of Other Terrorist Wannabes Round These Parts

Yemen must be looking at Iraq with nation-remodeling envy or something because the country’s leaders are out there just begging the U.S. to invade their country, and, naturally, the Jesus party is frothing at the mouth to go in there and blow up some people of color who don’t read the bible on a regular basis, and it’s all Obama’s fault because he’s a lazy African or something. Read more »

Al Qaeda Christmas Day Cock-Bomb Masterminds Were Released From Gitmo By Bush/Cheney

Cock-bomb-gate just gets better by the second…two of the “masterminds” behind the botched bombing of a Northwest Airlines flight over Detroit were released from from the American military prison at Guantanamo Bay in November of 2007, under the regime of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. Irony! |ABC News|

Foreign Hackers Pulled Off ‘Electronic Pearl Harbor’ Under Bush/Cheney in 2007

Last night CBS’ 60 Minutes aired a disturbing report on how the next big attack on America may come not via bombs or planes flying into buildings but via the internet, where skilled hackers can disrupt the nation’s energy grid, banking system, air traffic controls, etc. Steve Kroft reported that we are, more than any other country, vulnerable to such attacks because we’ve moved so much of our government and industry onto the internet. The whole piece was downright scary, but sort of buried inside of it was the revelation that in 2007 a group of hackers basically infiltrated all of the U.S. government’s computers and downloaded everything, financial records, military secrets, EVERYTHING, and the Bush administration, which loves to tout how they “kept the country safe” during their reign, kept it all under wraps to spare themselves the embarrassment. And perhaps worst of all, we still have no idea who did it. Read more »

Taxpayers Will Continue To Pay for Dick Cheney’s Safety

After a media blitz of misinformation touting the merits of torture, Dick Cheney has gone back into hiding. Is the the icy former vice president scared of an investigation probing his secret hit squad program that he ordered the CIA to lie to Congress about? Maybe. Or the soul snatching Republican could be facing actual, real world threats. He asked for an extension of secret service protection and President Obama agreed, signing off on the request. Normally, the outgoing vice president is provided with a six month detail, while the president gets a full decade. But does Cheney really need it? If he shoots his friend in the face, can you image what he would do to his enemies? |NYDN|

16th Century Torturers Held Same Rationale As Bush Administration

Waterboarding is still all the rage. You’ve got Dick Cheney pushing it on his torture-promoting circuit, right wing propagandists doing it for publicity, and in Lima, Peru there’s this frightening exhibit at the Museum of the Inquisition. The life-sized diorama depicts the brutal method “16th century style.” While this drowning-induced torture was used over 500 years ago, their defense of it was synonymous with the modern day positions held by Bush Cheney administration, with one wall text simply describing it as a way to: “cause pain without creating wounds or considerable bodily harm.” Yeah, unless you’re the one being tortured. Of course, back then, they also thought the Sun revolved around the Earth and practiced trial by drowning for so called witches. |C-Monster|

Gun Toting Dick Cheney Spotted In Lower Manhattan

Dark overlord of the Unites States, Dick Cheney, gets some play on the street via this Western-styled street art imagery of him toting two guns and full cowboy regalia down to the boots.
Photo: |Elisha Cook Jr.|