Shocking I know. First, Jesus didn’t descend from heaven and engulf evildoers in flames and now a mysterious creature that washed ashore in Manhattan turns out to be a fish and not a monster. In fact, according to marine experts contacted by NY1, it’s just a plain old Atlantic sturgeon. In all fairness though, anything decomposing in the East River is bound to come out looking horrific.
A man paddles through thousands of rotting fish, killed by drought on the Parana de Manaquri River, an Amazon tributary.
Photo by Bruno Kelly
No, the headline above isn’t some clever metaphor. Some poor sap really did stab his girlfriend’s pet fish — that he gave her as a gift — during a domestic dispute, and she really did call the cops on him for it and he really did get sentenced to two years probation AND he really has to undergo a psychiatric evaluation AND he really has pay $617 in fines AND he really has to perform 80 hours of community service for KILLING A FREAKING FISH! This is just retarded in every possible way. Read more »
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