Here’s the Michele Bachmann Action Figure You’ve Been Waiting For

Surely you, in a recent time of quiet reflection, came to the sad realization that your life will never be complete until you attain an action figure in the likeness of the most blatantly retarded American congressional representative to ever defile the halls of Congress, Michele Bachmann. Well fret no more Sparky! Read more »

Here’s the Shouty Joe Wilson Action Figure You’ve Been Waiting For

The fine folks over at Herobuilders have heard the public screaming their insatiable demand for a talking Joe Wilson doll and have responded. For $39.95 this little guy comes nattily dressed for a joint session of Congress and is equipped with a shouty “you lie” audio track. What a great stocking stuffer for all the right-wing zealots in your family! Previously: Obama-Joker action figure.

Obama-Joker, Action Figure Edition

With the viral success generated by the Obama-Joker poster, the opportunistic custom toy makers at Herobuilders whipped up this menacing 12″ action figure of the president in whiteface. The perfect gift for tea baggers, birthers, and astro turfers alike, it’s limited to 2000 pieces and can be purchased here ($50).