Behold, the Most Horsesh*t ‘News’ Story in the History of Journalism

Earlier today, as I plowed through my extensive collection of bookmarked online information sources, I made my daily stop (Well, not really) over at Hudson, New York’s Register Star, the newspaper serving the fine folks up in Dutchess and Columbia counties, where apparently it’s a painfully slow news day. Read more »

Polanski Arrest Inspiring Dumb Celebrities To Make Even Bigger Fools of Themselves

Whoopi_Goldberg_New_York_City_No_on_Proposition_8_protest Unless you’ve been living in a technological dead zone, by now you’ve likely heard that Roman Polanski was arrested over weekend after three decades on the run to avoid serving time for having sex with a minor. This has inspired a number of this nation’s most notable staggering idiots to run to his defense, flippantly dismissing the severity of his crimes and lauding his artistic achievements as reason for him to remain free, even going so far, as Whoppi Goldberg did yesterday, to say that the act committed by Polanski was insignificant because in her mind it wasn’t “rape-rape.” Yeah. Read more »