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Jay-Z, Kanye Will Give You a Seizure Now: ‘Niggas in Paris’ Video

So, the Niggas in Paris video just dropped today and it actually comes with an epilepsy disclaimer. Look at all this “cray”, swooshing, kaleidoscopic live footage — that dancing chick has one, two, three, four boobs! Read more »

Half Of Rocawear’s NYC Workforce Canned — The Day Before Blue Ivy Was Born

On January 6th, the day before hip hop mogul Jay-Z celebrated the lavish birth of his baby daughter Blue Ivy at a decked out Manhattan hospital that he reportedly donated $100k to, 28 out of 56 Rocawear employees were laid off according to the New York State Department of Labor website for “economic” reasons. Read more »

Jay-Z’s Spawn Isn’t the Youngest To Make the Billboard Charts

Last weekend, Jay-Z celebrated the birth of his by supposedly recording her baby sounds and mixing them into the end a song he dedicated to her. Blue Ivy Carter was given a credit on the “Glory” track and the self-serving people at Billboard are now crowning the 5-day-old as the youngest person to ever make the chart. Read more »

Jay-Z Already Exploiting His Daughter

After reportedly shelling out over a million dollars to turn a wing of Lennox Hill Hospital into a VIP room of sorts, Jay Z and Beyoncé scheduled the birth of their daughter for Saturday night, giving the rap mogul his first legitimate child and material for a new song, which has just been released. It’s called “Glory,” the track, not the baby, and is actually a very touching tribute, complete with gossip ready verses about miscarriages.

Aziz Ansari’s Emoticon Version of ‘Niggas in Paris:’ Good Web Art

Funnyman/Kanye West’s personal jester and ‘Otis’ cameo Aziz Ansari has created a piece of art, you guys. Here’s his “remix” of ‘Niggas in Paris’ told in iPhone emoticon form, in its entirety. That shit indeed is crazy. Come see the whole thing. Read more »

Jay-Z Scrooged Up by Artist Over Rocawear Debacle

From Daniel Edwards, the artist behind Justin Bieber’s toon dick and topless Amy Winehouse immortalized in sallow bronze, comes Mogul (Jay-Z Occupies Occupy Wall Street). Sprung from the flack given to Jay over his “Occupy All Streets” Rocawear t-shirt profiteering, the sculpture depicts Jay as the base of a cartoon totem pole, from Richie Rich down to Scrooge McDuck to Mr. Burns to Mr. Shawn Corey Carter, be-blinged with chains and dollar-sign medallion.  Read more »

Rocawear Stays Hustling, ‘Occupy All Streets’ Back Online

So, after removing their ‘Occupy All Streets’ t-shirts from the Rocawear website over the weekend, surprise, they’re for sale again. According to Russell Simmons’ Global Grind website, which can’t be trusted and whose editor-in-chief gave Jay-Z a blog-world blowjob, the shirts were never “pulled,” except they were. Read more »

Jay-Z’s ‘Occupy All Streets’ T-Shirt Removed from Rocawear Site

For the past few days, the internet has been buzzing about Jay-Z’s ‘Occupy All Streets’ t-shirt. At first, when fellow hip hop mogul Russell Simmons tweeted a backstage photo of Hov wearing it at a concert, no one made too big of a fuss. UPDATE: Russell Simmons and Jay-Z are full of shit! Read more »

Jay-Z Gets Animated In a ‘Secret Millionaires Club’

Billionaire Warren Buffet has enlisted the relevance of fellow Illuminati member rich guy and hip hop mogul Jay-Z to teach America’s children about creating wealth and managing money via the magic of animation. Read more »

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Stupid ‘Watch the Throne’ Gif Mashup Video

Prepare to embark on four minutes of idiocy. F.A.T. artists hung out with like minded Ruskies in St. Petersburg and made this epic (Animated Gif Mashup) video for the ‘Watch the Throne’ club song. It’s really, really stupid.  Read more »