Shark Toof’s “Chainsaw Massacre” posters have gone up in LA, showing supposed Great White activist and street artist White Mike getting chopped up as his celebrity sidekick, Jessica Alba, looks on in horror. The pulpy piece references the duo’s plastering of Oklahoma City in June. Alba was forced to apologize for her vandalism after White Mike publicly outed her, so it’s unlikely she’ll help replace the posters Shark Toof covered up.
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Jessica Alba will not have to take the full fall for the plastering of Oklahoma City with White Mike shark posters. Local police have decided to close the case against the actress turned street art activist because the vandalized property owners accepted her apology and declined to press felony vandalism charges, which hypothethically could have resulted in jail time. Read more »
The Associated Press reports good news for Jessica Alba: victims of her Oklahoma City street art shark attack don’t want to see her prosecuted although the Oklahoma City police are continuing to investigate. The Lost Ogle is continuing their own investigation, revealing new photos of the Idle Hands actress in poster plastering action, allegedly shot with her own camera. Read more »
While most celebrities would simply cut a check for their favorite cause, Jessica Alba decided to get her hands dirty and now she’s regretting it. “The Love Guru” actress was forced to issue an apology after photographs of her plastering Oklahoma City with posters of a Great White shark were published online. The actress-cum-street artist was filming a new movie in town when she joined up with White Mike, a semi-anonymous street artist trying to raise awareness about the sea predator’s dwindling numbers by gluing up posters wherever he can. Read more »
After declaring herself for the S&M party, actress Jessica Alba turns the kink up a notch with this new Silence of the Lambs-style tribute. While the first ad targeted the more traditional fetish crowd, this new execution for Declare Yourself digs a little deeper and speaks to the true sexual deviants that employ horror movie props in their twisted fantasies. Sadly, voting is the last thing we can think of doing after looking at this, we’re way too busy trying to get certain disturbing images out of our head like Miggs tossing fluid at Agent Starling and that crazy ass Buffalo Bill doing the unthinkable in front of the mirror.
Desperate to be viewed as anything but hot, hot actress Jessica Alba hots it up as a hott, kinky, naked, crying, submissive, silent spokes-hottie for the DeclareYourself young-voter registration campaign. “We sign up for MySpace pages and Facebook pages, and download music off the Internet. The least people can do is register to vote online, actually making a difference in their world, not just make their lives a little bit cooler, ” said the hottie Obama supporter. I have a question, Jessica: what does wrapping your hot body with hot black shiny sex slave tape have to do with silencing your voter voice? I mean, I know lots of people have probably told you that your body talks, but..maybe the ad is doubling as your audition for a possible Secretary sequel?
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