Meghan McCain Totally Flummoxed By Clogged Drain, Drano

Meghan-Mccain Quick, somebody, preferably a well-endowed young Republican with a trust fund, rescue this damsel in distress, John McCain’s perpetually confused dunderhead of a daughter, as she has clogged her drain with her flowing blond locks and has absolutely no idea how to use the weird, utterly baffling Drano stuff to unclog it, according to her Twitter. Read more »

Twits Turn Green Over Iran

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Although the media has mostly overblown the role that Twitter has played in the uprisings surrounding the Iranian elections with most people on the ground are still relying on SMS texts and good ol’ word of mouth, there’s no denying the impact its had on the micro-blogging community. From rappers to porn stars and celebrities, everyone’s getting in on the revolutionary action. And now with this Twitter application that automatically adds a green overlay to avatars, armchair activism has never been so convenient. ANIMAL decided to take a look at the eclectic mix of personalities who’ve gone green for the cause, see some of them below. Read more »

Meghan McCain Exploits 9/11 Just Like Daddy Taught Her

Even if it was a unity piece and wasn’t graphic like the horrid display Republicans showed at their convention, did Meghan McCain and her blogettes really need to produce a 9/11 tribute video too? She posted it on her blog along with a whole bunch of photographs of her dad and Barack Obama at Ground Zero on the 7th anniversary of the attacks, even bragging “what a shot” under one image of the two men as they began their walk out the pit. It’s already bad enough that she’s using the campaign promoting blog to promote her creepy new children’s book, My Dad, John McCain.

Meghan McCain Reads Perez Hilton, Shops At Target

We’ve been following the ramblings of hottie exhibitionist blogger Meghan McCain for a while now. The buxom blond and her crew of McCain Blogette’s have been documenting the presumptive Republican nominee’s campaign since it began on their blog (unfortunately, like Tokion, they too don’t have permalinks). In addition to posting photos of herself, family, friends, and Henry Kissinger’s feet, she also answers questions from you, the public at large. Learn what kind of perfume she wears, the blogs she reads, her favorite NYC eateries, and how much she loves her “cool duds.” Snippets of the Q&A below that just plummeted her hotness significantly.

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Parsing Meghan McCain’s Hotness


Move over Chelsea, Meghan is in the house. The hot blond, 23-year-old Scorpio, is a graduate of Columbia with a degree in Arts History and has been blogging about her dad, presidential fossil hopeful John McCain, since October 1st of last year on her website: McCain Blogette. She provides an intimate look into life on the campaign trail, publishing behind the scenes photos and goings ons of her 71-year-old pops. Although it’s not easy to get excited about old man McCain, his daughter is a whole other story, and she just might be the sexiest thing to emerge from this race—besides Obama Girl. And since it’s hard to pin down just one quality about the bubbly buttercup, ANIMAL compiled a gallery of reasons—big and small—that qualifies her as the PDILF.

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