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02.20.14 Marina Galperina

FLOTUS graced Manhattan’s New Museum with her presence earlier today, promoting her “Drink Up” campaign with WAT-AHH. Shepard Fairey, Swoon, Kenny Scharf, and others created paintings and murals for this initiative telling kids to drink more water and designed some water bottle labels. Numerous press outlets reported that this was a “street-art inspired exhibit,” but it’s a pop-up event for […]

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06.01.12 Jay Smooth

Debunking the latest fake controversy about the First Lady, specifically regarding her friendship with bootylicious R&B singers. Ill Doctrine is a video blog on music, politics and culture, launched in 2007 by Jay Smooth. We will be premiering two episodes a week on ANIMAL. Older episodes can be found at IllDoctrine.com and you can follow […]

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11.10.10 Lauri Apple

NATIONAL: Alaska Republican Joe Miller and his blue ox, Babe, are suing in federal court to uphold the senate election ballot count and something something, etc. You knew this was going to happen. |Joe Miller campaign| […]

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05.19.10 Bucky Turco

While President Obama met with President Calderon of Mexico to discuss how racist Arizona is and the need for comprehensive immigration reform, the First Ladies traveled to an elementary school in Maryland where they got an unexpected confession dealing with the volatile topic head on, via a second grader. […]

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01.06.10 Cajun Boy

The controversial animal rights group PETA has pissed off the White House by using their unauthorized use of an image of Michelle Obama alongside Oprah, Tyra Banks and Carrie Underwood. For the record, the first lady is on record as being opposed to fur, though PETA didn’t request permission to use her in the ads, […]

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12.15.09 Bucky Turco

Talk show queen Oprah Winfrey interviewed the First Family for her “Christmas at the White House” special and while touring the presidential residence, the camera panned in on a particularly eye-catching ornament adorned with the artwork of billboard liberator and Popagandist Ron English. A decoupage of his iconic “Abraham Obama” was spotted on one of […]

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10.22.09 Cajun Boy

Here is America’s first lady, ladies and gentlemen, entertaining a group of children on the White House lawn by spinning a Hula-Hoop around her waist 142 times. It’s sort of mesmerizing to watch. […]

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09.21.09 Cajun Boy

Once upon a time, during some rather prolonged, intense sexing with Jack London in Heaven, God queefed and the resulting blast of holy vaginal wind birthed the shitty Alaskan wonderland that is Wasilla, which would, not coincidentally, later give birth to America’s shining beacon of virtue, common sense and family values perfection, Sarah Palin. Now, […]

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05.08.09 Will Sherman

Secret Service agents foiled M.I.A.’s attempt to fly a plane into First Lady Michelle Obama at the Time 100 gala in Manhattan on Tuesday. The outspoken artist and new mother reports, “There was mad secret service in the air so I didn’t get to throw a paper plane at her saying, ‘Stop the bombing of […]

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