Additional Evidence That Nicolas Cage Is Supernatural

More proof that Nicolas Cage is some sort of a time traveling/immortal creature has recently surfaced via an eBay auction for a vintage photograph from 1870 Tennessee, entitled “Nicolas Cage is a Vampire.” Read more »

Nicolas Cage Will Get to the Bottom of This Whole Somali Pirate Thing

In case you missed it, Somali pirates yesterdays attacked the Maersk Alabama for the second time in seven months, only to be thwarted by armed gunmen on board the ship. Now, you’re probably wondering to yourself, “When will the vicious scourge of Somali piracy ever end?” Well, fear not Sparky, because Nicolas Cage is in Africa right now trying to put an end to all this. Yes, that Nicolas Cage! Read more »