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09.03.13 Daniel Kolitz

Beyond Bushwick, farther out than Bed-Stuy… There’s peyote. The New York Times investigates, as imagined by the Printed Internet. […]

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08.06.13 Daniel Kolitz

Welcome to the mind of Anthony “Carlos Danger” Weiner, as imagined by the Printed Internet. […]

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07.16.13 Daniel Kolitz

Here’s how the hottest star-studded party would play out, according to the Printed Internet. […]

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07.02.13 Daniel Kolitz

Wondering why you’re paying $1 for a new MetroCard? Here’s surcharge gospel according to Printed Internet. […]

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06.25.13 Daniel Kolitz

Are you too cool for a CitiBike? Here’s an alternative as imagined by the Printed Internet. […]

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06.04.13 Daniel Kolitz

Nepotism? What nepotism? Here’s Printed Internet‘s take on the upcoming RollingStone.com content. Previously on Printed Internet […]

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05.21.13 Daniel Kolitz

This week, Printed Internet goes inside the mind of a Torrent junkie.  Previously on Printed Internet. […]

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04.30.13 Daniel Kolitz

This week, Printed Internet pretends that nowhere town you’re from is important enough to be in TimeOut.  Previously on Printed Internet. […]

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04.23.13 Daniel Kolitz

This week, Printed Internet poeticizes your dealer onto a popular vending website. Previously on Printed Interent. […]

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04.16.13 Daniel Kolitz

This week, Printed Internet summarizes humanity’s successes and failures as one Metacritic article. Printed Internet is who can also be found here. […]

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