On a hunch (Google), I came across NationalSkyads.com, which happens to be the same aerial advertising company Gawker is hiring to fly a customized reader-generated message over Rush Limbaugh’s weekend wedding in Palm Beach and boy is it cheap. They charge about $500 for the flight and then $20 per character. The plane will do 4-5 revolutions at about 40 mph and with the media certain to cover it, that’s one cost effective PR stunt!
Rush Limbaugh took a swipe at Gov. Paterson, noting that if he names a replacement for disgraced congressman Eric Massa: “For the first time in his life, Paterson is gonna be a massa.” Wow, not even trying to mask the racism anymore.
In the event you’ve been sitting around wondering what people like Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh had to say about the Haiti earthquake, you’re in luck, as they have spoken! Robertson blames the whole thing on a deal Haiti made with the devil, and Limbaugh is accusing Obama of using the earthquake to suck up to black people. Yeehaw! Read more »
Earlier tonight, Rush Limbaugh was rushed to the Queen’s Medical Center in Honolulu in relative secrecy after calling paramedics to his hotel room after a bout with chest pains. He is reportedly in “serious condition.” Coincidentally, the hospital Limbaugh was taken to for treatment is the same one that Barack Obama was born in. (UPDATE: Limbaugh is reported to be “resting comfortably” at the hospital.)
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The leader of the modern Republican party, thinly-veiled racebaiting fearmonger Rush Limbaugh, is getting married! On the 4th of July!!! For the wedding night, Rush will pop a special commemorative red, white and blue Viagra tablet to sex his bride, who will have the preamble of the constitution tattooed to her labia majora, on an American flag laid out across one of those sleep number beds he’s always plugging on his show. |Gawker|
Oh hey did you listen to the Rush Limbaugh show on the radio today? You didn’t! Aw man you missed a freakin’ doozy! Rush totally pwned our little negro Muslim boy president when he read some quotes from his Columbia University thesis paper, the secret one he and Glenn Beck have been desperately trying to get their hands on, and the quote proves that YES, Obama probably does wipe his black ass with the constitution each morning because he obviously HATES the constitution if he wrote something mildly critical about it, you know, 30 years ago, and now Rush has the hate-cocks of all of his mindless drones fully engorged. But wait, there’s a problem: the words that El Rushbo quoted Obama as having written on his show were taken from a poorly executed piece of satire, in other words, a fake news story. Wah-wah! Read more »
Surely by now you’ve heard that Rush Limbaugh’s been trying to buy an ownership stake in the NFL’s St. Louis Rams. Despite public outcry from fans, past and present players and other owners, Rush has remained undeterred. Earlier today he said the following on his radio show: “I’m not even thinking of exiting. I’m not even thinking of caving. I am not a caver. None of us are. We have been betrayed by too many who have caved. Pioneers take the arrows. We are pioneers. It’s a sad thing but our country over 200 years old now needs pioneers all over again, but we do.”
Well, that’s all fine and dandy, but he’s now been essentially told to go fuck himself. Rush Limbaugh’s dream of owning strapping black men is dead. |ESPN|
This morning the Today Show gave a considerable amount of airtime to conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh. Barely five minutes into the interview, Limbaugh gloated about accurately predicting that a half-black person, Obama, being elected president would only “exacerbate racial problems” and lead to “dark days” for the country. You see, based on what Limbaugh’s inferring here, the United States of America would be much better off if blacks would just accept their place among the world’s downtrodden and cut it out with the striving, that way whites wouldn’t be near as pissed off as they are now, and then we could all have a fucking Coke and a smile and live together in perfect harmony. But that’s not the only dumbass horseshit Limbaugh had to say. Read more »
Prescription pill aficionado Rush Limbaugh has some great news for New Yorkers, he’s considering putting his “fashionable” Upper East Side apartment on the market. The conservative mouthpiece bought the property in 1994, but is worried about Bloomberg’s oppressive economic strategies for the “blue city.” His main concern is the mayor’s proposed tax plan, warning it’s going to lead to less cops, more parking tickets, and utter chaos: “There will be 1,000 fewer cops but the city will hire 200 more traffic agents to give out $60 million a year in new [parking] tickets. They’re laying off cops and adding meter maids. The quality of life in New York is just going to blossom, isn’t it? Lay off a thousand cops and hire 200 more traffic agents for the purposes of collecting $60 a year in “block-the-box tickets”?” |Politico|
The next mostly likely president of the Unites States, Barack Obama, gave a speech in Deutschland yesterday before a 200,000 plus crowd of ecstatic American flag waving Germans, but not everyone was there to support the young senator. There were a few sticklers, like this proud, Kraut with a sign bearing the words: “No You Can’t.” But Germans weren’t the only detractors, pill popping pharmaceutical abuser Rush Limbaugh, who interrupted part of his show to carry the speech—making his show relevant for a few minutes—was, shockingly, not happy, claiming that Obama is some sort of spooky clairvoyant:
“He’s channeling Ronald Reagan. We knew Ronald Reagan, Senator Obama, he was a friend of ours and you’re no Ronald Reagan. This is a cheap attempt to channel Reagan, and channel JFK as well.”
To really experience Rush’s maniacal reaction and to see firsthand the effects OxyContin has on the brain, click over to read the transcripts.
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