Sarah Palin Going Rogue On U.S. Foreign Policy Towards Israel, Again

Opportunist and foreign affairs special needs student, Sarah Palin, is using the political mess involving Israel’s insulting settlement expansion announcement during Vice President Biden’s recent trip, to her political advantage. She told Politico that Obama needs to “press the reset the button,” cause ya know, foreign policy is like a video game console, but it’s not that surprising. In 2009, she discussed her pro-settlement strategy for Israel that not only deviated from President Obama’s, but also every other president to occupy the White House in the last four decades.

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Media Pundit Sarah Palin Talks About Media Victim Sarah Palin

Poor Sarah Palin. She gets made fun of and than the “mainstream media” doesn’t even give her an adequate platform to respond. The only people willing to listen to her are newspapers, TV networks, politicians, pundits, blogs, Facebook fans, and subversive outlets like Jay Leno, where the former governor and Fox News personality actually said: Read more »

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Bill O’Reilly Has Advice for Sarah Palin

Normally I’m diametrically opposed to Bill O’Reilly’s rants, but in this case, we’re in agreement: “Sarah Palin needs to go to college.” I’d even settle for getting her to learn junior high civics and citizenship test questions. When she can, without the aid of her hand, name the three branches of government and a check and balance for each, she will have come a long way. |Huff Post|

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President Sarah Palin Will Not Make Expat Out of Hillary Clinton

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton entertained a wacky question while in Saudi Arabia recently, when someone asked if she would leave the country if, god forbid, Sarah Palin ever became president. Apparently, Saudis are just as terrified at the prospect as the rest of America. |Gothamist|

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Sarah Palin’s “Hopey Changey” Message Isn’t Even Original

“Real American” and eventual presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, riled up her Conservative base during a rousing $100k speech at the Tea Party Convention in Nashville this weekend. Although she peppered the crowd with lots of sound bites, the big take-away of the evening was this line: “How’s that hopey, changey thing working out for ya?.” But, as authentic and Palinesque as that eloquent message sounded, it’s not original! The slogan appeared as a bumper sticker and t-shirt on Zazzle back in early 2009.

Book-Selling, Palin Style!

Question: What do you do when a) you’ve got thousands of dollars in political contributions sitting in an account that you’re legally forbidden from directly banking as income and b) you want to make sure the dumb book you wrote remains on the bestseller lists? Well, if you’re Sarah Palin, you spend thousands of dollars in political contributions buying copies of your book under the guise of “gifts to donors,” thereby you can collect royalties and pad your sales without spending a cent of your own money. That’s what you call Wasilla Wisdom folks! |Daily News|

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Jon Stewart: Glenn Beck is Hannibal Lecter to Sarah Palin’s Clarice Starling

Last night Jon Stewart took a look back at Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin’s wingnut orgy that aired on Fox News the other night, the one in which they begged SNL to let them host the show, and he made note of the fact that Beck may be so insane that even Sarah Palin fears him. Read more »

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Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin Beg SNL to Let Them Host the Show

As you’ve probably heard, Sarah Palin signed on to become a “Fox News contributor” this week, so she’s apparently making the rounds of Fox’s “fair and balanced” programming to promote her unique brand of moronic conservatism. Read more »

Fox News’ newest addition to the “fair and balanced” team, Alaskan shit-stain Sarah Palin, will make her debut as a “Fox News contributor” tonight on the O’Reilly Factor. Set your DVRs. |Daily News|

Well it’s official…Sarah Palin has signed a multi-year contract to become an official “Fox News contributor.” Though she won’t have her own show, Palin will “host an occasional series that will run on the network from time to time.” Oh boy! |Media Decoder|