Florida Food Guys Fight Over Right to “Brooklynize” Water

Down in beautiful, sun-kissed Florida, a bagel man and a pizza man are suing each other over the right to use a method of water filtration that turns regular ol’ water into magical, New York City-like water in just 14 simple steps. The system, says the bagel man, “reinsert[s] those nuances that make it Brooklyn water.” Nuances. Read more »

No Wonder NYC Tap Water Is So Yummy, It Has Helpers

I bet your city’s tap water doesn’t have cool little organisms that are invisible to the naked eye, but a source of nightmares when magnified. Micro-sized crustaceans known as “copepods” were discovered in the water supply back in 2004 and no one cared except really Orthodox Jews, since that would technically make the water un-kosher. Read more »

The moon is wetter than believed and researchers now think there could be a substantial concentration of water deep below the lunar surface. Drill, baby, drill! Drill, baby, drill! Drill, baby, drill!

Parting Shot: Stinks

dead-fish

A man paddles through thousands of rotting fish, killed by drought on the Parana de Manaquri River, an Amazon tributary.

Photo by Bruno Kelly