No More Presidential Speech Reenactments for Press Photogs

Since the Reagan era, presidents have been reenacting their speeches for still photogs, but when Gangsta Antichrist Obama did the same announcing the Bin Laden kill, a new wave of media ooooooooh erupted over “falsified history.” Well… it was all for the better. A prez rep announced that the White House is retiring this outdated practice. “We have concluded that this arrangement is a bad idea.” Photojournalism purist high five!

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Common’s Gangsta White House Rhyme

“On Wednesday evening, ‘cop killer rapper‘ Common attended the White House’s Black Panther rally and with both middle fingers extended toward the flag, recited a poem about killing white people to the delight of President Obama and his guests,” Fox News wishes it could report. Press play to see what really happened.

NJ State Trooper Prez “Outraged” Over Common Has History of Outrageousness

Meet David Jones. He’s the mouthy president of the NJ State Troopers Fraternal Association who is manufacturing faux outrage over Michelle Obama’s decision to invite puppy dog rapper Common to recite non-controversial poetry at a White House event. Read more »

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KATSU Bombing the White House Is As Real As Marc Ecko’s Air Force One Video

A video has surfaced on YouTube that appears to show graffiti vandal KATSU tagging the security fence in front of the White House and even more remarkable, some people actually think it’s real. It’s basically the the low budget version of this. |Vandalog|

White House Party Crasher Photos

A media whoring-couple looking to snag a reality TV show slipped past White House security at Tuesday night’s state dinner honoring the Prime Minister of India. The Washington Post identified the party crashers as Tareq and Michaele Salahi of Virgina. Although they weren’t formally invited and didn’t have an invitation, the duo somehow managed to make it past Secret Service checkpoints and into the event, where they took photos with Vice President Joe Biden, White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, and CBS’s Katie Couric among others. Michaele published the photos on Facebook, which she announced via Twitter of course.

In a bid to be the most transparent administration ever, the Obama White House will begin publicly naming its visitors. As the President put it, “Americans have a right to know” who’s visiting, just so long as they’re not attending “meetings of particular sensitivity,” covered by “national security imperatives” or “purely personal guests.” |NYP|

Pro skater and American hero Tony Hawk is defending his historic White House ride on network TV, then going out to fulfill a kid’s dying wish. Take that, haters: “doing an interview with Inside Edition about the Skate Heard ‘Round The World and then skating for Jemarkus, here courtesy of Make A Wish.” |Twitter|

Tony Hawk is still upset about the so-called haters criticizing his historic ride through the White House on Friday. The pro-skater turned video game character chastised media outlets on his Twitter: “Amazing that in today’s struggles, 4 urethane wheels rolling on a tile floor can cause political alarm. News shows want quotes. Distraction?”

Tony Hawk Skates Around the White House

Succumbing to Ashton Kutcher’s peer pressure, pro skater Tony Hawk took a short roll in the White House on Friday. Hawk skated in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building and the Grand Foyer while attending a Father’s Day celebration hosted by President Obama. Shortly after blurry photos of Hawk’s presidential skateboard ride were posted to Twitter, a handful of nobodies jumped at the chance to criticize the “asshole” skater and the Obama administration for somehow disrespecting the sacred building. I wonder if they felt the same way when President Bush let Israeli Prime Minister Olmert rip around on a Segway. See the inane twitter attacks, both real and sarcastic, after the jump. Read more »

After claiming photographs of Air Force One’s $328,000 terror-inducing flight over Manhattan wouldn’t be released, the White House has changed its course, saying the publicity shots will be published in a report this week. |CNN|