New York City parents are very upset about this new Tokidoki Barbie. The pink-haired plastic harlot has a chest plastered with flowers, a geisha on her arm, a dragon on her back and a tiger on her neck and clearly, she’s “teaching kids to want tattoos before they are old enough to dress like that!” Read more »
The Working Families Party isn’t so happy about the MTA’s refusal to run their ‘WTF’ ad, but the group has found a new way to get the word out: your chest. And all it takes is a $14 donation. Although the t-shirt is an obvious parody, don’t be surprised when the notoriously overreactive MTA cries trademark infringement. That would make them collectible though. Get ‘em while they’re still free of legal entanglements. |Gothamist|
A public school in Philadelphia has been sued by the parents of a student recently disciplined by the school. The reason for the discipline and subsequent lawsuit? The school issues laptops to all students and apparently it’s been using the webcams to monitor the students away from school, like, AT HOME. Read more »
“All of a sudden a freaking zebra comes running down the street like a car. Five or six police cars were in hot pursuit. And a bunch of officers on foot. But then I got scared, thinking … what else is loose?”
Sometimes it’s just best to just get out of the way and leave a vehicle stalled on the train tracks on the train tracks. This dude in Argentina tried to be a nice guy by jumping off his motorbike to help push a white van out of the way and nearly got blasted by the coming train. LET. IT. GO.
Let me throw out a scenario for you…Let’s say you’re a teenage girl being robbed and beaten up by four teenagers while numerous security guards are standing just a few feet away, you’d probably assume that the rent-a-cops would do something to try to stop it, right? Read more »
As we noted earlier, Lil Wayne was expected to be sentenced on gun charges and report immediately to prison today. However, Weezy’s time in the clink has been put off until at least March 2nd because the New Orleans native needs more time for recent dental work to heal and/or undergo additional oral surgeries. Yeah. Even better, this isn’t the first time that Lil Wayne’s attorneys have successfully used dental issues as an excuse to delay legal proceedings. Read more »
A pedicab driver chains his 2-year-old son to a pole outside the Beijing mall to prevent kidnappers from abducting the child, after their daughter was recently taken.
Photo: Quirky China News/Rex / Rex USA via NYDN
Not content to let Oprah run away with the crown of America’s modern P.T. Barnum, Tyra Banks found five, yes FIVE, dual-vagina-ed women to appear on her show. Talk about compelling television! Now, if only Tyra would share with the world where one goes to find women with two vaginas…I have, ugh, a friend who’d like to know. |Video via Warming Glow|
Over the past few days, word has leaked into the media that three of the bad boys of the Wall Street collapse/bailout, Goldman Sachs, AIG, and Bank of America, were set to lavish hundreds of millions of dollars in bonuses on its executives. Naturally, a bit of outrage has ensued, and sensing that maybe the titans of finance might be seeking friends in high places to protect them, Republicans are sticking out their tin cup to say, “Hey brother, you scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours!” Read more »
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