There’s a dolphin in the East River! It’s just chilling there. Let’s hope it doesn’t meet the same fate as the Gowanus Dolphin: Becoming the inspiration for a terrible parody account on Twitter. Get out while you still can, East River Dolphin!

If any of you make a parody Twitter account about this dolphin, we will find you and request that the internet police arrest you for public tackiness.

(Photo: MyFoxNY)