Earlier this week, we presented evidence that cats have always fucked up our shit with a 15th-century document marked with pawprints. Another instance has been discovered; on a really old brick, there are little paws indented into the side. After some examination by a master’s student at Sonoma State, the hypothesis seems to be that the brick was Roman and originated from England.
We should start taking another look at history’s most notable historical objects. These pawprints could be everywhere… and maybe they’re a warning.