Lately, all that’s coming from Russia are dashcams, meteorites, homoerotic photos of Putin and the invasion of Ukraine. But let us not forget the rugged DIY spirit of former fellow countrymen! Here’s to you, Mr. Fireman! See the glorious thing that appears to levitate when several fire extinguishers are being wasted at the same time. Listen to the slurry congratulatory grunts around him. Look at his triumphant stance as he reaches optimal velocity, arms up and bent knee forward, like a gymnast who just landed the perfect routine in Asshole Olympics. Bravo, bravo.