Here’s a story that involves a two-way mirror, a sneaky bro, and the Illuminati — the the perfect trifecta for, err, something, right? Okay, I’m overselling this. Over at BroBible, writer Chris Illuminati discovered that his friend has a “speak easy side entrance” to his New York apartment that’s actually a two-way mirror.

I don’t know what the legal ramifications are, but his friend installed a video camera in his front door for “safety reasons,” Illuminati writes. As a result, he has footage of unsuspecting New Yorkers coiffing their hair, checking themselves out, and adjusting their waist bands. It’s an unexpectedly intimate look at some of New York’s finest, who, for some reason, think they have privacy out on the sidewalk. It’s also terrifying — I, for one, am now scared of ever looking at a mirror in public again. Thanks bro.