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Here’s a great new github that auto-generates text parodying language and sentiments found in the (certain) queer-friendly injustice-hating realms of Tumblr. Here: Tumblr Argument Generator, with “Tumblr Grammar” and longer “rant” versions available.

Pretty funny and cathartic. Although, may I point to a certain rift in sentiment: It’s an amusing parody, but seems a bit malevolent in its mockery because of the obvious disconnect in discourse between the aggressive threats and the post-binary acceptance/inclusiveness that is embodied by the Tumblr feels-commune. In other words, BROGRAMMER!! (•﹏•) fuck off!!!!!!!!

There’s also this: ButWithBitcoins.com, which auto-generates business ideas (but with bitcoins), remixed from actual bitcoins business ideas. So, join the waitlist for a social marketing Forbes blog but with bitcoins because someone is looking for beta testers for an adult ISP magazine but with bitcoins.

TL;DR The internet is predictable, so you never have to think again what to write on the internet again.