Feminists: The Uglier, Less Successful Brother of Dov Charney

It seems that there are some women who are a little upset with Dov Charney; not because he masturbated not-so-surreptitiously while a well-known photographer was taking shots of them with gold lamé knee socks tied around their throats, experimenting in autoerotic asphyxiation, but because he dared to have a Best Bottom competition. Apparently, said women would rather other females keep covered up, perhaps with a burka. I don’t really see what the outrage is, but then again I rarely understand what feminists are talking about. Whenever they open their mouths my brain automatically shuts off all auditory functions to spare me the subsequent “no care ever” aneurysm. Really, though, what’s the big deal, femmies? Read more »

American Apparel Slut-Ad Matrix

No one objectifies women for a good cause better than American Apparel. But don’t take my word for it, go look for yourselves. |StyleCrave|

Dov Charney Actually Appreciates Woody Allen’s Perversions

After months of silence, American Apparel’s Dov Charney is speaking out about the $10 million lawsuit that Woody Allen brought against the clothing company. In addition to correcting false perceptions about their legal defense focusing on Woody’s personal life or planning to make Mia Farrow and Soon-Yi Previn testify, the sleazy CEO wants the public to focus on the the “key issue”: whether the First Amendment protects American Apparel using Woody Allen’s face on billboard adssocial statements without permission. Read the entire statement after the jump. Read more »

Woody Allen Doesn’t Have to Explain Sleazy American Apparel Ads

Yesterday, a judge rules that Woody Allen’s opinion that American Apparel’s ads are “sleazy” needs no further explanation. Earlier, the Los Angeles-based clothing company had requested the film director identify which specific ads he found “sexually gross, in a witless and infantile way.” The request was likely part of their strategy to prove that Allen is as sleazy as they are, and not worth the $10 million he’s suing for over their unauthorized use of his image on billboards. |NYP|

American Apparel Demands Nude Photos of Woody’s Wife

After American Apparel used Woody Allen’s image on billboards without permission, the director filed a lawsuit seeking $10 million, claiming the false-endorsement was damaging his reputation. In order to prove Woody’s reputation was already soiled and not worth much, lawyers for American Apparel are gathering material on his scandalous marriage to Soon-Yi Previn, the adopted daughter of former girlfriend, Mia Farrow. “Among their demands were documents concerning any endorsement requests that were withdrawn after the sex scandal with Farrow and Previn became public.” However, lawyers are complaining that Allen won’t turn over anything they asked for, including nude photos of his wife, Soon-Yi Previn. |CBS|

Photo of Woody Allen, Mia Farrow and her adopted daughter turned Woody’s wife, Soon-Yi Previn via People