We’re used to Banksy poachers going to ridiculous lengths to acquire his pricey work, but what the Kezzler Gallery has done is utterly disgusting. Read more »
I’m a jaded and narcissistic asshole, so I really can’t imagine calling anywhere but New York City home. It’s a city comprised of therapists, transients, and moguls affixed to one another with the thick paste of burning trash and rat feces. Throughout the time that I have lived here, I have only met one or two people that really can’t stand the city–both, for whatever god-awful reason, preferring LA–the majority of folks having major nu-hometown-pride. Read more »
Aw, poor Jude Law! The dandy little Brit thespian with the Herculean sperm came to New York to get his Shakespeare on, and now he’s pissed that students living in a NYU dorm in the village can peer down upon his fancy balcony, so he’s taken to hurling oranges at them whenever he catches someone looking out their window at him. Note to Jude Law: It’s New York, asshole! If you don’t want neighbors spying on you, move the hell someplace else. Idiot! Someone please whip this guy’s ass, and soon. |New York Post|
A NYC yellow cab driver sums up the ratio of complaints that have been lodged in his ear about the new .50 surcharge: “People are already complaining about it. I’ve had 18 customers today and every second one has complained.” |NYP|



























