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05.26.15 Liam Mathews

Hey guys, you can stop looking for the dumbest story of the week, because we found it. It’s in the New York Daily News today, and it’s about a sailor in town for Fleet Week who was refused entrance to the Top of the Standard because she was wearing her naval outfit. Pretty much everything […]

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03.12.15 Liam Mathews

If you drink too much and have a fuckton of disposable income, Hangover Club is for you! For $175-$249, Hangover Club will send a nurse to your home or office within an hour of booking and hook you up to an IV that will provide you with hydration, nausea or pain medication, vitamins and electrolytes […]

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05.09.14 Andy Cush

This morning brings news of bad behavior from two white-dude titans of middlebrow rock: in the British, effortlessly sophisticated, and possibly racist corner, we have former Smiths frontman Morrissey; his Oklahoman, cosmically disheveled, and possibly racist opponent is Flaming Lips ringleader Wayne Coyne. Who’s the bigger dick? If you’re the type to closely follow the […]

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11.20.12 Marina Galperina

Assholes with chainsaws looted a few 3,500-year-old rock etchings from the side of a volcanic cliff in California’s Sierra Nevada region. Not only did they strip ancient Native American art, the crude removal damaged the remaining adjacent work. The recent plundering of petroglyphs of animals, mysterious geometric shapes and historical narratives is the worst case seen in […]

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08.31.11 Marina Galperina

We’re used to Banksy poachers going to ridiculous lengths to acquire his pricey work, but what the Keszler Gallery has done is utterly disgusting. […]

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03.09.10 Kari Ferrell

I’m a jaded and narcissistic asshole, so I really can’t imagine calling anywhere but New York City home. It’s a city comprised of therapists, transients, and moguls affixed to one another with the thick paste of burning trash and rat feces. Throughout the time that I have lived here, I have only met one or […]

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11.20.09 Cajun Boy

Aw, poor Jude Law! The dandy little Brit thespian with the Herculean sperm came to New York to get his Shakespeare on, and now he’s pissed that students living in a NYU dorm in the village can peer down upon his fancy balcony, so he’s taken to hurling oranges at them whenever he catches someone […]

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11.02.09 Bucky Turco

A NYC yellow cab driver sums up the ratio of complaints that have been lodged in his ear about the new .50 surcharge: “People are already complaining about it. I’ve had 18 customers today and every second one has complained.” |NYP| […]

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