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May 26, 2015 Liam Mathews

Hey guys, you can stop looking for the dumbest story of the week, because we found it. It’s in the New York Daily News today, and it’s about a sailor in town for Fleet Week who was refused entrance to the Top of the Standard because she was wearing her naval outfit. Pretty much everything […]

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March 12, 2015 Liam Mathews

If you drink too much and have a fuckton of disposable income, Hangover Club is for you! For $175-$249, Hangover Club will send a nurse to your home or office within an hour of booking and hook you up to an IV that will provide you with hydration, nausea or pain medication, vitamins and electrolytes […]

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May 9, 2014 Andy Cush

This morning brings news of bad behavior from two white-dude titans of middlebrow rock: in the British, effortlessly sophisticated, and possibly racist corner, we have former Smiths frontman Morrissey; his Oklahoman, cosmically disheveled, and possibly racist opponent is Flaming Lips ringleader Wayne Coyne. Who’s the bigger dick? If you’re the type to closely follow the […]

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