Tabloid Wages Religious War on Brooklyn Museum’s Crucifix Art

It must be Christmas time! Remember how the GOP bullied the Smithsonian Museum into censoring a “controversial” David Wojnarowicz video piece over 11 seconds of an ant-covered crucifix? Here’s today’s Daily News cover. OUTRAGE, you guys! The article itself is a heartbreaking waste of trees, relying heavily on local Catholic spokespeople yelping “That’s not art!” and “What’s the point?” The “bizarre” A Fire in My Belly piece that makes Christians “very sad” is coming to the Brooklyn Museum for the HIDE/SEEK exhibit on Nov. 18. Read more »

The Brooklyn Museum’s Flower Massacre to Get You Some Lovin’

Lee Mingwei’s new installation opens today at the Brooklyn Museum: Essentially, a hundred freshly severed botanical genitalia will be poised “growing” out of a granite crack. You are to snag one on the way out, take a detour and stick it to a stranger. It’s romantical. Read more »

Fred Tomaselli’s Paint, Pills and Plant Book Cut-Outs


See twenty years of Fred Tomaselli’s kaleidoscopic, resin-coated collages at the Brooklyn Museum next month. The Brooklyn-based painter has some pulsating arteries, strange birds and multiplying eyes to show you. Fred Tomaselli, Oct 8 – Jan 2, Brooklyn Museum

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Warhol’s Head Was Full of Ding Dongs

Last night, the Brooklyn Museum’s special list was dining on “artistically” carved little pigs and other ostentatious gastronomical displays of wealth and cruelty. Then the gorgefest moved on to revealing a great mystery: what was inside the giant Warhol-headed piñata? “Twinkies, snow balls, hohos, ding dongs.” Read more »

Bash Andy Warhol’s Head At the Brooklyn Museum

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Andy Warhol had a big head, so naturally, the Brooklyn Museum installed a 20-ft Warhol-head-shaped piñata. It’s filled with mysterious edibles that will rain down on art lovers when they smash it open at the Brooklyn Ball.

Brooklyn Museum Hit With Illicit Paint Display

In a backwards burglary, an artist smuggled his work into the Brooklyn Museum over the weekend. During normal business hours, self-proclaimed “fine art graffiti artist” Mat Benote covertly hung his painting in the contemporary art section as the finale to an exhibition of illicit installations across the country. Benote’s original painting, titled “Life’s Puzzle,” was divided and distributed to a dozen museums in an attempt to give back to those deemed exceptional for their public service and access. In a statement, Benote explains: Read more »

Brooklyn Museum Unravels Mummy Mysteries

Like an oversharing parent the Brooklyn Museum is tweeting minute-by-minute updates as their beloved mummies getting CAT scanned this morning. They’ve just discovered that the fourth mummy, Prince Pasebakhaienipet, has his heart still in place and a piece of reed stuck in his throat! Besides identifying organs and mummy genitalia, these new three dimensional pictures could be useful if the the museum wants to include some wacky police sketches when the mummies go back on display later this summer.

Dwight Newton was arrested yesterday for stealing over $620,000 from the Brooklyn Museum, and is now facing “fraud charges for drafting 38 bogus electronic checks between April 2005 and December 2005.” The former payroll manager deposited the museum’s money into a joint account with his detective wife, who was apparently unaware of the crime. |NYP|

Brooklyn Museum Adds ‘Snow’ to Their Collection

The Brooklyn Museum is showing off some new prints given to them by photographer Dash Snow and his dealer, Javier Peres. Expectedly, this latest body of work continues the artist’s long-running experimentation with semen and other adult themes. Read more »