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01.30.15 Prachi Gupta

The saga of most important political scandal of our time has taken another non-turn turn: The mayor’s office is staying silent on whether or not Bill de Blasio will attend Monday’s Groundhog Day ceremonies at Staten Island Zoo. You may remember that de Blasio dropped the groundhog at last year’s ceremony and it died just […]

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12.05.14 Rhett Jones

The new conspiracy theory site thebeatlesneverexisted.com hedges its official title a bit once you click through. Technically its claiming that “The Beatles (as they were presented to us) Never Existed.” The first line makes it clear that these people really believe that something fishy went down with the beloved fab four: This is a serious subject, […]

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06.14.13 Marina Galperina

THE PLOT THICKENS! Yesterday, we investigated artist Richard Prince‘s outing in Central Park with topless ladies reading Bunny Modern. A tipster who will remain anonymous told us “Bob Dylan was painting on an easel in the background.” He described him as a man with “wild hair and good shades,” painting nudes “with the authority you’d expect of a man who’d […]

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08.30.12 Marina Galperina

A mother and daughter aged 76 and 38 were stabbed to death in their apartment in Kazan, Russia between Friday and Sunday. Above the corpses, someone had scribbled “Free Pussy Riot” in a blood-looking substance yet unconfirmed by the Russian poice. It is unclear if the unknown murderer wrote the slogan, but that hasn’t stopped the entire […]

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01.20.12 Marina Galperina

In what Anonymous calls “the single largest Internet attack in its history,” the government shut down the file-sharing site Megaupload yesterday, just as Swizz Beatz was outed as its secret CEO. The FBI had employes arrested (not Beatz) and “property subject to forfeiture” confiscated, including a Benz, a Benz, a Benz, etc., with license plates “CEO”, […]

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Marina Galperina

In what Anonymous calls “the single largest Internet attack in its history,” the government shut down the file-sharing site Megaupload yesterday, just as Swizz Beatz was outed as its secret CEO. The FBI had employes arrested (not Beatz) and “property subject to forfeiture” confiscated, including a Benz, a Benz, a Benz, etc., with license plates “CEO”, […]

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02.09.10 Bucky Turco

Pretentiously named composer and musical savant, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, did not die from poison concocted by Freemasons, he died from knives wielded by Freemasons. |Capital Gazette| […]

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