MTA: Yes, We Know, the F Train Sucks All Kinds of Ass

On Friday the MTA released a 25-page report on the horrendous state of the city’s F train service, acknowledging that yes, it sucks ass in ways no manner of public transportation has managed to suck ass since the onset of the industrial age. The report gives the orange line an “F” grade (haha, get it?) but promises that everything is going to be fixed and working just fine real soon, so quit your bitching because the check’s in the mail as they say. |Cityroom|

M.T.A. Tests 11th Car On F Train

Since they can’t expect to cram even more commuters into the already packed F train, the poorly mismanaged, fare hiking M.T.A decided to try a common sense approach: adding an 11th car. They’re still in test phase though since many of the platforms in BK are 600 feet long and the longer train is 660 feet. |NYDN|