Are you scared? No?!?! Well, you sure as shit should be! Haven’t you heard about Yemen? What’s Yemen, you ask? Oh, only the new beehive of terrorism that we’ll be bombing soon because its loins gave birth to the failed terrorist who fried his cock and balls on a Northwest Airline flight over Detroit on Christmas day! So are you scared now? Yeah, I thought so! Anyway, here’s everything you need to know about Yemen: Read more »
Yemen must be looking at Iraq with nation-remodeling envy or something because the country’s leaders are out there just begging the U.S. to invade their country, and, naturally, the Jesus party is frothing at the mouth to go in there and blow up some people of color who don’t read the bible on a regular basis, and it’s all Obama’s fault because he’s a lazy African or something. Read more »
Editor-in-Chief:
