Ha! This may be the greatest thing in the history of the world, ever: The Nation is releasing a book of essays slamming Sarah Palin for being the rollicking jalopy of folksy horseshit that she is titled, Going Rouge, An American Nightmare, on the same day that Palin’s autobiography titled, Going Rogue, An American Life, hits the bookstores. The two covers are strikingly similar, featuring similar fonts and photographs, with the biggest differences between the two being that The Nation’s book has dark storm clouds on it’s cover and won’t be filled with indecipherable gibberish capable of making a sane person want to stab themselves in the eye repeatedly with a rusty spoon. This is so amazing that I sincerely want to perform unspeakable acts of freakery upon Nation editor Katrina vanden Heuvel, just to show my appreciation. |Newser|

A cruel casualty of the Animal New York servers going down yesterday was my inability to share some great news with all of you people that broke late yesterday afternoon: Sarah Palin, America’s favorite folksy simpleton, has finished “writing” her much-anticipated “book” in four months and it’ll be hitting the bookstores in late November, just in time for Jesus Claus to stuff some good ole Wasilla wisdom into the stocking of every good little wingnut boy and girl. Read more »