House Speaker-to-be Rep. John Boehner of Ohio and Tears told the incoming psycho/Tea Partying freshmen class of Congressional Republican House reps that “it’s about the people.” Then he laughed maniacally and bit the head off a dove. |NY Times| Read more »
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The political party that likes to bill itself as the champion of the working man and the defenders of fiscal responsibility spent money on all sorts of frivolous items like limo rides, “chic” hotels, and “a bondage-themed nightclub featuring topless women dancers imitating lesbian sex” among other lavish expenditures. Hot! RNC Chairman Michael Steele also reportedly wanted to purchase a private jet, but opted to charter instead, proving ultimately, that activities enjoyed by rappers and Republicans aren’t all that different. |Daily Caller|
Michael Steele, the self-proclaimed hip-hop leader of the Republican party, has been using his title as RNC chairman to bring home the Benjamins, “personally profiting from speeches with fees of up to $20,000 at colleges, trade associations and other groups,” according to the Washington Times. No word on whether or not Steele has made it rain at any of the DC-area’s renowned titty palaces since becoming so flush with cizash. |Yahoo! News|
Yesterday word leaked that the health care plan offered by the Republican National Committee to its employees covers…are you ready for this…ABORTIONS! Read more »
Perhaps you’ve noticed lately that the Republican Party, led by Token Black himself, has been trying really hard to enhance its “hipness” by getting jiggy with it on the web and launching some “cool” web stuff, like their hilarious new interactive website. The GOP also launched an interactive Facebook page where fans of the Republican party can post pictures of themselves. A quick browse of the pictures uploaded so far shows that most of the “fans” of the GOP have instead chosen to upload hate-filled propaganda instead. Here’s a gallery of my four personal favorites, three of which appear to have been removed since I pulled them from the page an hour ago. Read more »
Each week, ANIMAL will rank the world’s most despicable, deplorable, and undesirable human beings walking the earth, making the news. Behold: Evil Empirical. Read more »
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