The Five People You Meet in Hell (Newark Airport)

Over 40 million Americans took to the air in the final weeks of December. Regrettably, I was one of them. While most people focus their frustrations on TSA employees or surly flight attendants, the reality is that flying and dealing with those people is often the least taxing part. After my recent experience at Newark Airport, I realize it’s us, the air travelers, who are the real problem. Read more »

NYC Airports About to Become Even Less Fun

You’ll no longer be able to crash your car into the terminals at New York’s three local airports after the Port Authority installs new protective barriers. Seriously, why even go to the airport now? The barriers cost $120.4 million–money that comes from passengers’ fees, reports the Mike Bloomberg Plain-Dealer. Has a car ever crashed into a local airport terminal? Numerous Google investigations turned up zero incidents, but maybe it’s because I use SafeSearch.

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Newark Airport’s Security Failure Debuts

Although the TSA’s faulty surveillance cameras didn’t capture any footage of the mysterious horny Asian man who sneaked ducked past an unmanned checkpoint at Newark airport so he could escort his lady friend to her gate, causing mass chaos, Continental Airlines’ did. Read more »

Nothing Was Working At Newark Airport During Security Breach

Adding to the comic-tragedy that is Newark airport’s security, ABC News says a set of surveillance cameras weren’t working when a man waltzed past a guard into a “sterile” zone without being screened, causing chaos and mass hysteria. So basically no footage could be reviewed. Even worse, no one really knows who is responsible for fixing them. |ABC News|

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Security Lockdown At Newark Causes Mass Insanity

Just how strange did things get this weekend at Newark International Airport after some guy waltzed into a secure passenger area, forcing authorities to evacuate and rescreen everyone in Termincal C? Well, a crowd broke out in song.