Today America is in mourning after learning last night that their beloved thuggish overlord/fast food terrorist is cold quitting her syndicated show in 2011, thus leaving a gaping void in human freakshow television in the mid-afternoons on weekdays. Obviously, the appearance by noted quitter Sarah Palin on her show earlier in the week had some sort of profound voodoo effect on Oprah. What will America ever do? |ABC|
Remember earlier in the year when a deranged chimpanzee named Travis attacked a 55 year-old Connecticut woman, ripping off most of her face, including her eyes, nose and jaw? Read more »
Go ahead and circle November 16th on your calenders folks, because that’s the day when Oprah, America’s thuggish overlord and freakshow circus ringleader, welcomes America’s room-temperature IQ clown princess, Sarah Palin, on her show to promote her literary masterpiece for the ages, Going Rogue. So cancel all appointments, lock the children in the cellar, wrap yourself up in a Snuggie and get comfortable on the sofa, because this is one clash of the titans not to be missed. |Huff Po|
It’s been a while since we’ve heard from America’s thuggish overlord/fast food terrorist, Oprah. Most recently she was seen wearing her P.T. Barnum hat to host a cornucopia of circus freaks like Mackenzie Phillips and the face transplant lady. Now a lawsuit alleges that Oprah fired a flight attendant and pilot on her private jet because they had the audacity to fuck each other…ON OPRAH’S PRIVATE JET! Read more »
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