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01.21.11 Bucky Turco

Pope Benedict waded into Silvio Berlusconi’s sex scandal that unlike the Vatican’s, doesn’t involve little boys and said: “Society and public institutions must rediscover their soul, their moral and spiritual roots.” He should know. […]

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04.12.10 Bucky Turco

Although the Church is blaming everyone from the New York Times to Lucifer and the Jews for the latest sex abuse scandals, the Vatican is taking some baby steps towards acknowledging the systemic problem and has posted new rules for boy touching allegations online—even designing a special ‘Abuse of Minors’ button. That is progress! They’d […]

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Bucky Turco

That’s what atheist advocates Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens are calling for when child rape conspirator Joey Ratz visits the UK in September. The two have contacted “human rights lawyers” to explore the legal possibilities reports the UK’s Sunday Times. That should go over well with the pope’s centuries old bodyguards sworn to protect him […]

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04.06.10 Bucky Turco

Desperate to change the negative narratives surrounding the Catholic Church, Pope Benedict chose Archbishop Jose Gomez of San Antonio to succeed the archbishop of Los Angeles, making him the “highest ranking Latino in the American Catholic hierarchy” reports the AP. Hailing from the controversial Opus Dei sect, this was one of the smartest moves by […]

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04.02.10 Bucky Turco

Unless the Jews were raping and molesting little boys while getting slaughtered by the millions in concentration camps, it’s probably not a good idea to compare the very legit criticisms of the pope to anti-Semitism. […]

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04.01.10 Bucky Turco

All your critics bashing the pope are totally doing it because of his evil looks and not his evil deeds, so stop it! […]

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03.29.10 Bucky Turco

At least the Vatican doesn’t have to worry about the Freemasons destroying their pillars of faith anymore, since Catholic priests and Pope Benedict are doing just fine by themselves. Taking a play out of the GOP sex scandal handbook, the Unholy Father is maintaining his innocence in the wake of the latest child abuse charges […]

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