We’re not saying that action figures are kids’ stuff, but consider this: Now that this unauthorized action figure of Steve Jobs is hitting the market in late February, breeders should consider purchasing this for their children. Why? Read more »
But of course. Fame-whoring, blasphemous Westboro “church” tweets a picket plug for Jobs’ funeral, via one of Steve’s iPhones, no, wait, GodPhones! Read more »
After a longstanding battle with cancer and other health problems, the maker of the computer that most of you read this very website on, has died at the age of 56. Steve Jobs: Thank You!
The founder of the computer brand that most of you are probably reading this post on has retired, sort of. It’s true that he’s stepping down as CEO, but according to his pithy resignation letter, he still wants to be employed by Apple. Who doesn’t?
Like NYC, San Fransisco is plagued with iPads ads right about now. Apparently, Steve Jobs is a bit of an anti-porn prude. Enter ‘Freedom From Porn’ who go about giddily fixing the street ads in the cloak of the night to prove that these silly little tablets can be employed in Adult Friend Finding and Facebook flirting with Sasha Grey, whether Steve Jobs likes it or not. Read more »
Memo from AT&T to all New Yorkers who may have been hoping to ring in the new year with a brand spanking new iPhone: go fuck yourselves! According to one of their reps, “New York is not ready for the iPhone.” Wait, what?! Read more »
If you have an iPhone and/or just hate AT&T with the intensity of a million white-hot suns, you should read this angry, vulgar anti-AT&T screed. |Fake Steve Jobs|
This is the most sought after card amongst NYC’s geekiest. It was swiped off an obscure security desk using the old “Is this the check in for press?” story. Of course it wasn’t, so when the guard turned his head for a second to make a call on the radio to inquire, the card was snatched. This magical pass allowed the ANIMAL immediate and unfettered access to one of the most hyphed up and security heavy techno events in recent NYC history, the grand opening of the new Apple store on 58th and 5th this past Friday night. Funny enough, it not only worked the night of, but is still a great way to bypass the obnoxiously long line.
ROAR and see ANIMAL’s guerrilla marketing and paparazzi at work.
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