The Day in Pope: Good Friday!

The Pope hits town, immediately leaves American soil. |NYT|
And then talks a bit about human rights. |CNN|
Meanwhile, the New York Times’ blog is just…um…riveting. |NYT Blog|
And our president rides firmly on the Holy Coattails. |AP|
Those jokers at the Guardian get cheeky. |Guardian|
The Pope’s so happy these idiots aren’t Catholic. |MSNBC|
And like the lake of fire, an inferno bursts out in front of St. Patrick’s yesterday. |NYP|
-Jeff Koyen

Day In Pope: Benedict Touches Victims of Sex Abuse

Pope decides boy-fucking is bad for the Catholic Church. |AFP|
Bill Maher is a pussy, plans on apologizing for calling the Pontiff a Nazi on his increasingly irrelevant Real Time show. |CNSNews|
The pope likes to answers questions and yes you can touch him. [NYMag]
However, telling him that his speech was “awesome” isn’t too dignified. [HotAir]
British Prime Minister Gordon Brown is a small fish in the Pope’s pond. |DailyMail|
The Holy Father brings hope and prosperity to peddlers of cheap “papal kitsch.” |Observer|

The Day in Pope: Happy 81st Birthday, Your Holiness!

Our President gushes, and so forth. |AFP|
ABC News looks back at other, more attractive, Popes. |ABC|
“You can’t be Catholic and pro-abortion.” Wanna bet? |LifeNews.com|
What about sports journalists? How do they feel today? |Fox Sports|
“What I really want to know is, who made the candles?” |Union Leader|
Speaking of shame—shame on those fucks at the Catholic League. Again. |Catholic League|
And finally, Pakistan defeats Bangladesh by 7 wickets |Cric Buzz|