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10.01.14 Rhett Jones

In 2010, DISH Network fired a man in a wheelchair after he tested positive for pot use. While that happens every day in America, this partially paralyzed call center worker has a medical weed license. Now, he’s suing DISH under Colorado’s lawful off-duty activities law. Currently in Colorado, an employer can’t fire you for doing […]

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09.05.14 The Law

In a disturbingly Orwellian display of double speak, 36-year-old Rosella Best was arrested by the police and charged by the Brooklyn District Attorney’s Office with a hate crime for equating the NYPD to Nazis. Ms. Best vandalized a police car with “NAZIS=NYPD” along with a 卐, and other messages. When police arrested Ms. Best, she loudly […]

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07.07.14 The Law

It is a sad state of affairs when would-be graffiti artists get caught by the police in a city as big as New York, where there is plenty of real crime vying for the NYPD’s attention. So, please take the following advice and you will save us and yourself some late nights at the courthouse. […]

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10.23.13 The Law

You’re the mayor of New York. An anonymous British street artist has waged a month-long illegal exhibition on the streets of your fair city and you can’t get the NYPD to arrest him. What do you do? This is the position Mayor Bloomberg finds himself in, after making a statement that Banksy’s stenciled work is […]

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02.18.10 Cajun Boy

Bernard Kerik, the corrupt asshole former head of the NYPD under Giuliani who the city jail was once named after, has been sentenced to 4 years in prison, where he will be ass-raped repeatedly. […]

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02.10.10 Cajun Boy

You have to give it up for Lil Wayne’s legal team…not only have they successfully used the “our client has dental issues” defense to keep him out of jail in New York, but they’ve also successfully delayed trial for on weapon and drug charges for two years in Arizona. However, the Yuma County prosecutor in […]

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02.09.10 Cajun Boy

As we noted earlier, Lil Wayne was expected to be sentenced on gun charges and report immediately to prison today. However, Weezy’s time in the clink has been put off until at least March 2nd because the New Orleans native needs more time for recent dental work to heal and/or undergo additional oral surgeries. Yeah. […]

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01.19.10 Cajun Boy

An investigation by the Washington Post revealed that from 2002 to 2006, the FBI wrongly invoked terrorism to obtain the phone records of thousands of U.S. citizens. When questioned by the paper, FBI general counsel Valerie Caproni admitted that the agency violated the Electronic Communications Privacy Act when agents invoked nonexistent emergencies to collect records. […]

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10.30.09 Cajun Boy

A Sheboygan, Wisconsin man charged with DUI blames his scoring a 0.07 on a breathalyzer test on eating a steak marinated in Jack Daniels. In some parts of Long Island, I’ve heard of people attempting to use the “my ma put too much red wine in the gravy” excuse, and that always fails too. |Sheboygan […]

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10.22.09 Cajun Boy

Why are all the hip-hop artists from New Orleans going to jail?!?! Shit! First C Murder, now Lil’ Wayne?! Yep it’s true…faced with possibly doing 3 1/2 years if found guilty on a weapons charge if the case went to trial, Wayne pled guilty this morning to “attempted possession of a weapon in the second […]

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