Here is the Best News Story/Headline Combo You’ll Ever Find

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Last week a German trucker wrecked his rig in Western Sweden while jerking his Johnson, leading, naturally, to a messy spill. Surprisingly, the mainstream media is not leaving all of the fun to be had with such a story to the blogosphere, as is usually the case. With that said, here’s Frank Heinz, a reporter for an NBC affiliate in Dallas/Fort Worth, with his reporting of the story: Read more »